So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg
And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates
And people started messaging me so I responded
And one person proposed to me
And then she blocked me so I made a status about it
Holy shell I need a life
I've got a lot in my past and I'm still recovering from it. I will never claim to be perfect or have everything figured out. I still struggle, but I know by God's grace I'll make it. I like new friends, so you should talk to me.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
A few outrageous cosplays
a dog named Life.
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
this is so great cause he’s teaching west that gender doesn’t dictate what you can enjoy and i love that ok i’m gonna go now
this hurts its so perfect
*why misha collins is my hero
what the hell is West wearing?
Whatever he wants, societal norm be damned
I’ll guess that it’s a Korean hanbok tho
people being interested in my oc
people asking in-depth questions about my oc
It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened.
this makes me so angry
Whenever I hear people defending rapists by making excuses such as 'they lead them on' or 'did you see what they were wearing' I casually interrupt them and ask if 'my six-year-old-self was asking for it by simply wearing a uniform to school?'.
IT. SHUTS. THEM. UP. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.